The English Language Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why...
Only In America 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both...
The fog is cleared After the rain My mind is too Everyone is together Nothing much more left Oh those old feelings Wont they just dissolve Parades of people Listening to the favorite tunes Flags are markers Balloons are big when you fall, you will be helped by the man, in the street Pass the shit, over here Is that real tomatoe catsup Oh nothin but the best! Why have the real shit works just fine by itself? No need for additives just leave it as it sits these words ke...
Just last night i was driving to work and I saw about 5-7 children on the side of the road. Not thinking much of it I kept dirving. Then what caught my eye was they were throwing rocks at cars. Well reminising my day as a youngster, I cant really do anything about it. But I still said to myself "GoodGod" So I stopped and briefly asked them WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" BUt youknow kids, they took off running. But hey thanks to them I now have a duct tape window. IT's well ventilated and t...
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Well I have a love for those instruments they call guitars, I've found the love of my life. She was born in 1987 from the company named "Harmony" Here name is Stella. What a pretty name. Only costing me around 20 dollars. Her use to me will to break her down to the max. Then put her back to gether perfectly, only to then sit in the back of my van forever. It will be a good time, hopefully our relationship will last forever!
Well I have a love for those instruments they call guitars, I've found the love of my life. She was born in 1987 from the company named "Harmony" Here name is Stella. What a pretty name. Only costing me around 20 dollars. Her use to me will to break her down to the max. Then put her back to gether perfectly, only to then sit in the back of my van forever. It will be a good time, hopefully our relationship will last forever!
These dreams are like a reality that i can certinly control. But some times they predict my next day. To be able to fly create special little places, meet and hang out with friends with no faces. Re-connecting with the past, time doesnt exist going from dream to dream flowing through those heavy streams When dreams get scarry leave right now. Think of the tulip fields in holland. YOu want to be anywhere imagine. Feeling the presence of past family members layi...
We are all here for a reson. For some people its more clear than others. Take a bird for instance, the bird eats a seed shits it out and the seed grows a tree. That tree becomes life. So the bird has a purpose, the shit has a purpose and the seed has a purpose. What is mine?